By now you've seen the pictures of a gaunt and malnourished looking Nicole Richie grocery shopping with Mischa Barton for their Memorial Day party this last weekend. Now the National Enquirer is attributing Nicole's tummy bump to pregnancy.
Most likely her stomach is distended or bloated from not eating, not a baby. Also, one has to wonder if Nicole can even menstruate at her low body weight.
The girls' email invitation:
From: Nicole Richie
Subject: Masha[sic] and Nicole's Memorial Day Party
My fellow Americans its that time of year
Subject: Masha[sic] and Nicole's Memorial Day Party
My fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems [sic]
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!! "
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!! "
Rude AND illiterate.
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