Thursday, April 5, 2007

What's going on with Courtney's stomach?



Not sure if these are photoshopped or not... is this a result of a tummy tuck?

The Lohans Are Obsessed With Diana


Lindsay Lohan wants to play the late Princess Diana in a movie about her tragic life. Linday's life is tragic too, albeit in a slightly different way, and Diana actually had class... but I digress.
Lindsay's mom Dina recently compared her to Di because Lindsay is harassed by the paparazzi.
The troubled actress told In Touch Weekly magazine: "It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman." And now LiLo says wants to do some charity work, "I'm going to Japan soon with my friend Charlotte Ronson, who's a designer, and I'm researching some charity work that I can do and visit some orphanages."

Whatever. You want to do charity work because it will help your image.

Is this becoming a pattern? This half-baked dream of wanting to portray celebrities in biographical films that don't exist? Last year it was Stevie Nicks, now it's Diana. Next year I think she should be a little more realistic and shoot for someone she has more in common with, like Tonya Harding?

The Hills Transform Into Mountains



Heidi Montag, star of The Hills (MTV craptastic show) allegedy got breast implants on Monday April 2 in Beverly Hills... *yawn*

Apparently she has wanted them for a while and delayed having the procedure until the second season of The Hills was finished filming.

"Heidi just doesn't want to make a big deal out of it," a source told US magazine. "She did this for herself, and she's hoping to keep it as private as possible."

Apparently the source didn't care that she was trying to keep it private.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Too Much Paris


Paris Hilton has been sporting some gigantosaur mammaries lately which has some speculating that she's had a breast enhancement procedure done.

Way back in a 2004 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Paris said breast implants were "gross," explaining, "When I was younger, like, 16, I wanted them so bad. I was begging my dad, like, 'Can I get a boob job?' He was like, 'No.'"

When she turned 18 (the age at which you don't require parental permission?)
she decided against the procedure. "They look deformed," said Paris. "All my friends that have them, they look so gross. I'd rather not have any and not have to wear a bra."

The London Sun quotes an eyewitness as exclaiming, "Her breasts seemed massive. Everyone was staring. She's known for her quite small boobs. It's a surprise to see her busting out of her top."

When asked if Paris had breast enhancement procedures done, Paris' over-worked rep Elliot Mintz stood firm and said "She has not."





My opinion is that she just has a really good push-up bra.

Aisha Tyler Poses Nude, "Worked Out Like Crazy" to Show Her "Real Body"

Aisha Tyler wrote the article "Real Women, Real Bodies" for the new issue of Glamour (Apr 10) which focuses on body image.

"You see these young actresses and these young girls and they're, like, killing themselves to be skinny, and that's just crazy," Aisha told ET. "This is really like a 'stop the insanity' kind of piece that I wanted to do," she explains. "You want to have the strength to live your life and do the things that you want to do, and you can't do that if you're starving to death. Stop making yourselves crazy."

Tyler says she believes runway models AND role models "are starving themselves to death" with "this crazy obsession."

"Young girls see these women, and they seem fabulous, and they've got great clothes, and they look beautiful and they're at the great parties," says Aisha, "and they think, 'If I starve myself, if I make myself super skinny, I'll be as fabulous as that person.' They don't realize that a lot of these girls are miserable, sick and on drugs; [their] hair is falling out and they look awful up close."

When asked about how she felt about posing nude, she says "I was very nervous, and I worked out like crazy the month before. I'm just like anybody else. I wake up in the morning and sometimes I feel sexy and foxy; sometimes I wake up and I feel like a potato with feet."

Also featured in the new Glamour issue on body image are Kate Beckinsale (on the cover) "Lost" tv star Yunjin Kim, tennis pro Steffi Graf, Brooklyn-based modern dance company Urban Bush Women, plus-sized model Kailee O'Sullivan and a trio of "Dancing with the Stars" dancers: Kym Johnson, Edyta Sliwinska and Cheryl Burke, who each offer their two cents on body image.

"In Hollywood, everyone is retouched, stretched, lengthened, slimmed and trimmed," says Kate Beckinsale. "I could look at a picture of myself and think, 'Why don't I look like that now?' It's because I never have!"

Salma Hayek Considered Herself "Deformed"

In a recent interview with Britain's Easy Living magazine, Salma Hayek has revealed that she was told that she'd never make it in Hollywood because her height was a deformity.

As a teen, Hayek believed she had to be tall, blonde and blue-eyed to achieve success in Hollywood.

"I had my struggles. I am 5ft 2in and in Mexico where I am from, it was very important to be tall... I grew up in a world where beauty was not only tall, it was white and blonde with blue eyes. And I'm dark, have brown eyes and brown hair and I'm short... People used to say that the short thing was a deformity. I was really upset about my height and then one day I said, 'Who decided that it's better to be tall? Am I less healthy? Am I less capable?' "

Hayek, now 40 years old, is a household name AND the spokeswoman for Revlon and Avon cosmetics.

Scarlett Trying to Change Her Image



Scarlett Johansson has included a no-nudity clause in all of her movie contracts because she wants to be taken seriously as an actress.


A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Express newspaper as saying: "Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future.


"She doesn't want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now."


Scarlett has been targeted by circus freak/porn star Jenna Jameson to portray her in her film movie adaptation of her autobiography 'How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale'...


Jenna said: "We're looking at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."